“The Nose (Nariz)”

You can never not see your nose
Everywhere your nose goes
Your eye shows your brain which knows
But your brain has chosen
To ignore your nose

Supposing you’ve chosen to look to your toes and
You’re Eating a bag of Doritos
So it goes
You can never not see your nose
Never not see your nose

Look up look down from side to side
Trying to hide your proboscis
From peripheral vision
Watching television
It’s a quick decision
But your brain knows
To ignore the fact that
You can never not see your nose
Never not see your nose
You can never not see your nose
Never not see your nose

Unless you’re shooting freethrows
With your eyes closed
Eating Cheetos amigos
You can never not see your nose
Never not see your nose
”Whoop”

“BRAIN FREEZE”

One of my favorite things in the world
Is a boysenberry slushy with a rainbow swirl
I can drink it down faster than the fast and the furious
Curious I think I’m getting just a bit delirious
Seriously I don’t want to have a brain freeze

Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia
I just want to eat ice cream without ya
Have ya heard that’s a really big word
It’ll make vin Diesel get a brain freeze

Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia
I just want to drink my slushy without ya
have ya heard that’s a scientific word
It’ll make Timberlake get a brain freeze

Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia Means “Brain Freeze”

“ABRAHAM LINCOLN”

Abraham Lincoln
The 16th president
It’s evident the relevancy of this presidency
1863 the emancipation proclamation
But do you know about his ringside domination?

4 score and 20 years ago
Abraham Lincoln was a wrestling pro
He said:
”Everybody has the right to be free
But in the ring you belong to me”!!! (probably didn’t say that)

In the wrestling hall of fame
You can find mr Lincoln’s name
In the wrestling hall of fame
You can find mr Lincoln’s name

”Abraham Lincoln is in fact in the Wrestling Hall Of Fame”

“Scotland”

Every country in the land
Has a national animal
And you know the eagle and the bear
But there’s one that we hold dear
Lads and lasses fill up your glasses and raise your horn
Hey!!
The Scottish national animal is the Unicorn
Hey diddle-i diddle-o
Don’t need to know what’s underneath the kilt
Hey!!
The Scottish national animal is the Unicorn
Do they smell like candy rainbows?
No one knows for sure
Hey!!
The Scottish national animal is the Unicorn
”FREEEEDDOOOOOM!!!!”

“Berries”

A strawberry isn’t a berry
But a banana is
A strawberry isn’t a berry
But a banana is
By scientific definition if you want a berry
Don’t believe that if it’s called a berry
It’s a berry
Cause a raspberry isn’t a berry
But an eggplant is
A blackberry isn’t a berry but a banana is

”Y un aguacate también”

“Killer Whales”

Did you know that a killer whale
Isn’t a killer whale
What a killer whale is is a dolphin

Dolphins are super cool
Even if they’re killer whales
Unless you are a seal because
The killer whale simply wants to eat you

The proper name is Orca
They don’t use a fork to
Eat a seal a squid or a great white shark
I’ve heard they’ll even eat a moose

So now you know a random fact
About the killer whales which scientifically
Is actually a dolphin

It’s true. Killer Whales should not be called “Whales”